"The Murder's Reading Uniform" Luxury Satin Pajama
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Because assassins need sleepwear too
When the sun sets and your TBR pile calls, slip into something more murderous. These divinely soft satin pajamas are the official uniform of the Bad Bird Book Club's after-dark reading operations.
Exclusive All-Over Pattern Features:
- Mischievous mini crows (your fellow conspirators)
- Ancient tomes (your weapons of choice)
- Steaming coffee cups (fuel for nocturnal plots)
- Gleaming daggers (to ward off reading interruptions)
- Rich purple background (because villains deserve luxury)
Why This Is Your New Favorite Murder Outfit:
- Buttery-soft satin polyester blend that feels like moonlight on your skin
- Notch lapel collar worthy of a book villain
- Adjustable drawstring waist (perfect for midnight snack raids)
- Strategic stretch for optimal reading positions
- Available in sizes [range] for every member of the murder
Technical Specs (for the detail-oriented assassins):
- Material: 95% satin polyester, 5% spandex
- Premium black trim and buttons
- Color-matched seam threading for seamless design
- Machine washable (blood stains not included)
Perfect For:
- Clandestine reading operations
- Midnight book club meetings
- Looking magnificent while plotting
- Impromptu author livestream appearances
- Lounging like the literary villain you are
Warning: May cause excessive comfort and decreased desire to wear "real" clothes.
| XS/S | M/L | XL/2XL | 3XL/4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Top length, cm | 63.50 | 66.00 | 68.60 | 71.10 |
| Top width, cm | 48.30 | 51.40 | 54.60 | 57.70 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 55.80 | 57.10 | 58.40 | 59.70 |
| Bottom length, cm | 102.80 | 104.10 | 105.10 | 108.60 |
| Inseam, cm | 76.20 | 76.20 | 76.20 | 76.20 |
| Waist width, cm | 36.80 | 39.30 | 41.90 | 44.40 |
| Hips width, cm | 53.90 | 57.10 | 60.30 | 63.50 |
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