"Twas The Night Before Murder" Fair Isle Sweater
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**Christmas Shipping cut off for this product is November 15th 2024. Orders placed after that will not arrive in time for Christmas. This product is knitted and made to order.
'Twas the night before murder, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except for our crows... and a little rainbow mouse. (IYKYK)
Make the naughty list in style with our perfectly sinister take on the traditional holiday sweater. Featuring a custom Fair Isle pattern that tells a tale of coffee-fueled plotting and corvid conspiracies.
Delightfully Dark Design Elements:
- Mischievous crows plotting their next chapter
- Strategically placed hearts (slightly stabbed)
- Steaming cups of plotting fuel (coffee)
- Innocent-looking snowflakes (for alibis)
- Classic holiday colors: Red, black, grey, and cream
Why This Is Your New Favorite Holiday Armor:
- Extra-soft knit that feels like a villain's embrace
- Perfect for family photos (they'll never suspect)
- Sophisticated enough for holiday parties
- Cozy enough for midnight reading sessions
- Unisex sizing for every member of your murder
Technical Specs (for the particular plotters):
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester blend
- Premium fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Machine washable (evidence removal guaranteed)
- Available in sizes 3XS to 3XL
Care Instructions:
- Wash at 30–40°C
- May shrink slightly after first wash (like your patience during family gatherings)
- Lay flat to dry (like your enemies)
Perfect For:
- Holiday family photos with a twist
- Book club holiday parties
- Covert reading operations
- Looking suspiciously festive
- Making grandma proud (and slightly concerned)
Note: Production & Shipping
- Made-to-order just for you (7-14 days)
- Shipping times vary by location (up to 2 weeks)
- Available in select countries (see full list below)
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
3XS | 41.3 | 57.1 | 54.3 |
2XS | 44.1 | 60 | 57.2 |
XS | 47 | 62.9 | 60 |
S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
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