Escape to Elphyne

Dystopian Fantasy Romance where the Fae Protectors meet their match with strong, sassy human women.

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Vampire lover? Get this Season of the Vampire, Fae Guardians T-shirt. On the back it says, "Careful, I bite" to warn away all Non-Well-Blessed mates. This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

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Where should you start reading the Fae Guardians?

Not sure where to start with this MASSIVE fantasy romance series?

I got you. 

Each book in the Fae Guardians series features a unique couple with a satisfying HEA romance. The series also features an inter-connecting external plot filled with twists and turns, political intrigue, and more stakes than Buffy. The longer the series goes, the more this misfit crew of found family intertwine, and you get cameos from past couples in the series. 

So the answer depends on what kind of reader you are, and what your flavor of book boyfriend is. 

The Full Fae Guardians Experience 

Team Wolf | Team Vampire | Team Elf | Team Crow

🐺 Season of the Wolf Trilogy

Where it all begins. Prepare to question everything you thought you knew about broody alpha males. Perfect place to start if you love knowing every Easter egg and character arc from day one.

1. The Longing of Lone Wolves 

2. The Solace of Sharp Claws 

3. The Dreams of Broken Kings

🧛 Season of the Vampire Trilogy

Introducing Shadow Daddy book boyfriends with a side of bite. This Season reboots the worldbuilding and is a reader‑favorite entry point thanks to its sexy vampire romance and dangerous court politics. 

4. The Secrets in Shadow and Blood 
5. A Labyrinth of Fangs and Thorns 
6. A Symphony of Savage Hearts 

🧝Season of the Elf Trilogy

For those who like their men pointy-eared and precise. Here, you’ll need to read the free “Previously On” recaps in each product page if you want to jump straight to any couple you vibe with. You’ll get the love story payoff without needing every detail of the world arc.

7. A Song of Sky and Sacrifice 
8. A Crown of Cruel Lies 
9. A War of Ruin and Reckoning 

🦅 Season of the Crow Trilogy

Dark wings, dark words, darker desires... These obsessive, possessive, broken crow boys have our hearts. The beginning of the end starts here. Definitely read the recaps if you want to jump straight into these, but again, each book features an individual romance with a satisfying HEA. 

10. The Company of Vengeful Crows - Currently ruining lives
11. Coming Soon (Your TBR thanks me)
12. Coming Soon (Your sleep schedule doesn't)