"Certified Bad Bird" Unisex Hooded Blanket
Because every rebel needs their cozy crime nest
Get officially certified as a card-carrying member of the Elphyne South-West Murder with this deliciously soft hooded blanket featuring our exclusive "Bad Bird Certification" design. Perfect for those late nights plotting mayhem (or just reading about it).
✓ Reads Spicy Books
✓ Drinks Cawfee
✓ Collects Shiny Things
✓ Zero Flocks Given
Why You Need This In Your Murder:
- Luxuriously soft 100% polyester fleece that feels like being wrapped in wings
- Oversized wearable design perfect for stealth reading operations
- Cozy hood to hide from responsibilities (or nosy neighbors)
- All-season comfort for your reading nest, whether you're escaping winter's chill or summer's AC
Product Details:
- Material: Premium 100% polyester fleece
- Care: Machine washable (because even bad birds need to stay fresh)
- One size fits most conspirators
Perfect For:
- Late-night reading rebellions
- Covert coffee operations
- Protecting your paperbacks from winter's bite
- Looking suspiciously comfortable
Join the Murder. Get Cozy. Give Zero Flocks.
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