"Santa's Naughty List MVP" Team Crow T-Shirt
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Proudly display your hard-earned status as the Most Valuable Player on Santa's Naughty List with this delightfully defiant tee. Featuring our signature troublemaker - a crow tangled in holiday lights, sporting a slightly crooked Santa hat, and absolutely zero regrets.
Design Details:
- Mischievous crow caught in the act
- Tangled holiday lights (they were asking for it)
- Slightly askew Santa hat (rebellion is messy)
- "Naughty List MVP - Est. '24" (achievement unlocked)
- Team Crow pride in every stitch
Why This Shirt Deserves Your Criminal Record:
- Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton that feels like a cloud of chaos
- Relaxed fit perfect for casual crime sprees
- Pre-shrunk to maintain your alibi (and size)
- Double-needle stitching for durability (because trouble is tough)
- No side seams - just pure rebellion in tubular form
Technical Specs (for the detail-oriented delinquents):
- Material: 100% ethically sourced US ring-spun cotton
- Weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your dedication to mischief)
- Available in 58 colors (because villains need options)
- Signature sewn-in twill label (for authenticity)
Perfect For:
- Holiday family photos (watch them squirm)
- Book club holiday parties
- Making Santa's administrative work easier
- Proudly declaring your troublemaker status
- Converting others to Team Crow
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in:
- Spontaneous acts of rebellion
- Increased book hoarding
- Mysterious accumulation of shiny objects
- Uncontrollable urges to say "caw"
- Complete loss of interest in being nice
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